Rude 50th Birthday Card for Him – Sleep Is Better Than Sex

At fifty, eight uninterrupted hours is the real fantasy—and unlike everything else, it does not involve stretching first or apologising for a sore back.

A cheeky adult birthday card for a husband, boyfriend or mate who now gets genuinely excited about an early night for all the wrong reasons.

• 7 × 5 inch greeting card
• Blank inside
• Envelope included
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