Goodbye Asshole – Funny Breakup Card for Her

Some relationships end with tears. Others deserve wine and a fucking celebration. 🍷

“Goodbye, Asshole. Thanks for the lesson. Now I’m the upgrade. Enjoy downgrade city.”

The perfect breakup card for your best mate, sister or favourite newly single woman who has finally ditched the dead weight and entered her next chapter.

Featuring our gloriously unbothered breakup queen raising a glass to herself, this isn't a sympathy card. It's a congratulations card in disguise.

Perfect for:

• Breakups
• Newly single friends
• Best friends
• Sisters
• Getting over an ex
• Toxic relationship escapees
• Breakup parties
• Fresh starts
• Anyone who seriously upgraded by leaving

Inside: Blank for your own message.

Supplied with an envelope and printed to order.

Designed by Cocky Cards Co.

Cards with attitude.