Funny Rude Valentine’s Card – I’d Still Rather Be Naked With You

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I’d still rather be naked with you.

Who said romance was dead? 😂

Forget the flowers, fancy dinners and pretending you wanted another scented candle. Sometimes the most romantic thing you can do is simply tell them exactly what you're thinking.

A cheeky Valentine’s card for couples who prefer their romance with considerably fewer clothes.

Perfect for: boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, partner or the person you absolutely should not be sending this to.

Premium A6 portrait greeting card
Supplied with envelope
Blank inside for your own filthy little love note.

Cocky Cards Co.
Cheeky cards for legendary people.