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Funny Retirement Card – Promoted to Customer

Funny Retirement Card – Promoted to Customer

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THE BORING (BUT IMPORTANT) BITS 6 × 4" greeting card Envelope included Blank inside for your own questionable message. Free UK delivery Less card. Less waste. Same amount of abuse. 🐓

After years of meetings, emails and pretending to look busy, they have finally earned the ultimate promotion: never having to work there again.

A brilliantly dry retirement card for a colleague, boss, employee or family member escaping the workplace for good. It is ideal for retirement parties, office collections and anyone planning to spend their new freedom complaining about how the company is run.

No inspirational quote. Just the job title they actually wanted.

Product Details

  • 6 × 4 inch greeting card
  • Blank inside
  • Envelope included
  • Free UK delivery
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