Funny New Home Card – Quiet Neighbours and Toilet Wi-Fi

Forget rising property values and tasteful interiors. A successful home is built on silent neighbours and uninterrupted scrolling from every seat in the building.

This modern new home card is perfect for friends, couples and first-time buyers settling into their new place. It works beautifully for housewarmings, moving day or welcoming someone to the glamorous reality of checking the router signal in the bathroom.

A heartfelt blessing for the things that genuinely matter.

Product Details

• 7 × 5 inch greeting card
• Blank inside
• Envelope included
• Shipping calculated at checkout