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Funny New Home Card – Every Weekend at B&Q
Funny New Home Card – Every Weekend at B&Q
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They got the keys, opened the door and immediately discovered seventeen things that need a screwdriver they do not own.
This painfully relatable new home card is for first-time buyers, new homeowners and couples beginning a lifelong relationship with DIY shops, paint samples and jobs that were supposed to take an hour. Perfect for moving day, housewarmings or gifting alongside a bottle they will need after assembling furniture.
Home ownership: the freedom to spend every Saturday buying sealant.
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- 7 × 5 inch greeting card
- Blank inside
- Envelope included
- Shipping calculated at checkout
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