Funny New Home Card – 30 Years of Debt

Congratulations on the new home... and the several decades of financial commitment that came with it. 🏠🍷

This brutally funny new home card is perfect for anyone who has finally got the keys, emptied their bank account and discovered that owning a house mainly involves buying things they never knew existed.

Ideal for:
🏠 New homeowners
🔑 First-time buyers
🥂 Couples buying their first home
📦 Moving-in gifts
🍷 Friends who appreciate rude humour
💸 Anyone beginning their beautiful mortgage journey

Blank inside so you can add your own message.

A6 greeting card with envelope included.

Designed by Cocky Cards Co.
Cheeky cards for legendary people.