Funny New Baby Card – Your House Belongs to the Baby

Congratulations on the beautiful new arrival—and the immediate transfer of all property, sleep and decision-making rights.

This rude new baby card is made for parents who know the tiny person in the house is already firmly in charge. Perfect for celebrating a birth, meeting the baby or congratulating friends who appreciate honesty more than sentimental nonsense.

Cute baby. Lovely family. Absolute hostile takeover.

Product Details

• 7 × 5 inch greeting card
• Blank inside
• Envelope included
• Shipping calculated at checkout