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Funny Love Card – Even When You Breathe Like That
Funny Love Card – Even When You Breathe Like That
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THE BORING (BUT IMPORTANT) BITS 6 × 4" greeting card Envelope included Blank inside for your own questionable message. Free UK delivery Less card. Less waste. Same amount of abuse. 🐓
True love is not candlelight and poetry. It is hearing the same irritating breathing noise every night and choosing not to commit a serious crime.
This brutally relatable love card is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or long-term partner whose continued existence is both treasured and occasionally very loud. Ideal for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day or an ordinary reminder that tolerance is the purest form of romance.
Short, affectionate and capable of starting an argument in under five seconds.
Product Details
- 6 × 4 inch greeting card
- Blank inside
- Envelope included
- Free UK delivery
