Funny Highland Cow Birthday Card – Limited Edition, Parts Not Available

Vintage. Rare. Increasingly difficult to repair. 🐮

Happy Birthday, You Limited Edition 🤠

Some people get better with age. Others simply become harder to find replacement parts for.

For the birthday legend who's collected a few dodgy knees, questionable noises and mysterious aches along the way, this card delivers the diagnosis:

You're a limited edition.
Mostly parts not available anymore.

Featuring one seriously cool Highland cow in a cowboy hat and shades, it's perfect for anyone who can laugh about getting older... even if standing back up afterwards takes a little longer.

Ideal for:
🐮 Highland cow lovers
🤠 Country & western fans
🎂 Dads, mums & grandparents
🥳 Husbands, wives, brothers, sisters & mates
🚜 Farmers & countryside lovers
👴 Anyone whose warranty expired several birthdays ago

Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt message, birthday insult or list of replacement parts required.

Cocky Cards Co.
Cards for people with a sense of humour.