Funny Divorce Card – No Longer Sharing the Remote

The paperwork is signed. The boxes are packed. Most importantly, the remote is finally yours.

Featuring “Divorced. Unbothered. And no longer sharing the remote,” this unapologetic divorce card celebrates the newly single legend who has regained control of the sofa, the television and her entire bloody evening.

The realistic artwork captures the peace that arrives when the ex leaves with the final box and nobody is left to suggest watching something else.

Perfect for a best friend, sister or any newly divorced woman entering her next chapter with snacks, comfortable pyjamas and complete viewing authority.

Product Details

• 7 × 5 inch greeting card
• Blank inside
• Envelope included
• Shipping calculated at checkout