Funny Cowgirl Birthday Card – More Expensive to Keep Alive

Ageing gracefully was never really the plan. 🤠

Happy Birthday, Cowgirl 🤠

You’re not old. You’re just becoming increasingly expensive to keep alive.

Perfect for the country girl who still thinks she can ride all day, drink all night and wake up the next morning without making several concerning noises.

Whether she’s horse-mad, country obsessed, permanently wearing boots or simply convinced she belongs on a ranch somewhere, this card delivers the birthday message with just the right amount of disrespect.

Ideal for:
🐎 Horse & equestrian lovers
🤠 Cowgirls & western fans
🎸 Country music lovers
👢 Wives, girlfriends, sisters & friends
🎂 Women who absolutely refuse to admit they’re getting older

Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt birthday message, questionable advice or further insults.

Cocky Cards Co.
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