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Funny Birthday Card for Him - Legends Don’t Retire
Funny Birthday Card for Him - Legends Don’t Retire
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Funny Birthday Card for Him – Legends Don’t Retire
Product description
Happy Birthday, You Old Legend
You're not old. You're simply a classic example of what happens when legends refuse to retire.
Perfect for the man who's accumulated plenty of years, questionable decisions and absolutely no intention of growing up gracefully.
Featuring one seriously unimpressed dog, aviators, leather and enough attitude to make a midlife crisis look sophisticated.
Whether it's for your dad, husband, boyfriend, brother or that mate who's been claiming he's "still got it" for the last decade, this one should hit the spot.
Ideal for:
😎 Ageing legends
🎂 Dads, husbands & boyfriends
🍻 Brothers and mates
🐶 Dog lovers
🥃 Men growing old disgracefully
🕶️ Anyone who refuses to act their age
Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt birthday message, insult or reminder of exactly how old they actually are.
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