Funny 50th Birthday Card for Him – Expensive to Maintain

He is not old. He simply requires more regular servicing, several mystery tablets and an increasingly expensive collection of replacement parts.

Ideal for the fifty-year-old husband, dad, brother, boyfriend or mate whose running costs now rival a badly maintained German car.

• 7 × 5 inch greeting card
• Blank inside
• Envelope included
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